We have another generous donation from Hot Dog….a nice little boxed lunch of ham salad. Wait, give that a moment to sink in. Yep, ham salad. The term “ham salad” really sounds more like a term that would be synonymous with an act of violation which occurs behind prison walls than it does a tasty treat to come off of the grocery shelf. Canned salad? Seriously?

The image on the box looks tasty enough. I love how they can dress up anything with a little bit of photo magic and make it look tasty. I’m sure they could make “cat turd pie” and if there was a tasty looking photo on the box in your freezer isle, you would eat that crap up.

Time to open the package. Hey look! Crackers! It really is a simple little boxed lunch for one. I like the fact that they have taken all of the work out of it for you. It’s like a Lunchable but instead of looking forward to recess you get to look forward to a shart, I’m guessing.

I open the can and I’m pleasantly surprised by the odor. While I wouldn’t want to bottle and market the odor coming off this stuff, I wouldn’t call it repulsive. Compared to my previous adventures, this one is looking akin to Turkish Delight.

I scoop some out onto the supplied cracker and I’m a little disturbed by the baby food like consistency. A big part of food is texture and this looks a little too much like a repeat of the potted meat incident to put me at rest. Time for the taste.

Now, the flavor isn’t bad but it tastes nothing like ham. It tastes like sweet pickle relish and mayo dumped together. My suggestion is to pass on this. You can get packets of tarter sauce for free at Long John Silver’s and crackers are cheap. It’s going to give you the same result with less toll on your pocket book. Bumblee…please stick to tuna. I appreciate that you are trying to diversify your business but I think we would all be better off if you stuck to just one marginally adequate product.