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Rich, that probably isn’t a good idea: Update
Dec 29th
My dear PIGI followers, I apologize for the long delay but it’s taken me sometime to be able to write this blog post. This is where I would normally start in with the awful jokes about what I’m about to eat, but you won’t see much humor in this post and for that I’m sorry. I wanted to talk to you for a moment about my PIGI hiatus and my former PIGI tasting partner. That’s right, it is with much sadness and a very heavy heart that I use the word “former”.
I want to tell you a little tale of More >
Rich, that probably isn’t a good idea #21: I have faced the demon… and he hath bested me.
Jun 26th
Previously I had mentioned my new found online celebrity hood and the hell that it hath cast upon me in the form of reader donations. A short while back yet another box appeared from the mysterious “Steve” (if that truly is your real name). You may remember Steve from previous epicurean delights such as mock duck in a can. Some weeks ago, I came home from work to find a box residing upon my door step. I didn’t recall ordering anything. I wasn’t expecting any of my usual shipments from Amazon, Buy.com, TigerDirect or even Marvel Comics (although I’m still More >
Rich, that probably isn’t a good idea #20 – The Foodies Lochness
May 29th
Woot, it’s PIGI number 20! Holy crap. I never would have expected myself to last this long. I would have figured that either my attention span or my intestinal fortitude would have given out way before I reached this point. Mrs. Zombie and I were talking the other night and I’ve realized that the biggest challenge with continuing down the PIGI road is finding new and creative ways to say that something tastes like a bag of smashed butt holes. I have learned many things during my PIGI adventures and mostly it’s that if you find a dirty dusty can More >
Rich, that probably isn’t a good idea #19 – Brraaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssss!
May 15th
You know, when I started this occasional foolishness of eating the normally unthinkable, I never thought that it would awaken the fandom juggernaut that it has. I fully expected, that like most of my cerebral musings, it would be a matter of me basically writing to myself. At most I thought maybe Mrs. Zombie would occasionally read it and give me a spousal pat on the back as to say, “awww…you’re so cute when you try to be creative”, but that would be about it. Thankfully… someone else reads this crap. So much so that I’m surprised by the boxes More >
Rich, that probably isn’t a good idea #18 – Jerky that swam
Apr 10th
Hello to my PIGI faithfuls! I’m sorry that it’s been so long. I could give you some long and drawn out excuse as to why it’s been so long since I’ve laid some PIGI out before you, but you have no more interest in my excuses than I have in making them up.
About a month ago, the Demon Spawn was lucky enough to take a little trip to Vietnam. Knowing that Pops has a strange fascination with all things foodie she was gracious enough to bring me back some….uh…. tastiness. Today we dig into our first delectable delicacy that not More >

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